Who am I again?

I am currently in a huff what with all the names I get called around this place. It's a wonder I can remember my proper name when I get called things like Oswald, Ossie, Woogle, Badger, Ozzikins, Oswald Dogwald, the Dogmeister (actually I quite like this one), Stinkles McPhee, Sir Woogsalot, and Hairy Dog.... It's almost enough to pack up my bones and bowl and move out! (well, OK, maybe not, I do get good food here.)